Hi I'm boobellina (boo for short) and I'm a Mum, cake maker, un-published but un-deterred writer, wife, feminist and champion level procrastinator.
I dress almost exclusively
in black but love colour. Not pastels, toddler bright colours.
Especially violet purple. My dress with be black but my
accessories, house, stationery and children will resemble an explosion in a
paint factory.
I'm a Mum of 2 nutty girls. A 10 year old on the autistic spectrum and a 2 year old in the destructive
stage. Our house is mainly chaos with a harassed looking woman standing
in the middle of the living room screeching "home is meant to be a calm
and happy place. If you don't all calm down I'm going to need to think of
consequences."
Not quite the hippy skirted
zen Mummy I planned on being.
The one glimmer of hope is
that story time will ordinarily restore at least a temporary cease fire.
It's maybe just as well that my main motivation for having children was
the lack of opportunities in adulting for reading Mog the Forgetful Cat and
Where the Wild Things are.
I keep planning to do more
gardening but my very naughty dog thinks gardening is a great game and merrily
digs up anything I plant and shreds it. My compost is the only thing
thriving. And there is a reason that the dog’s Sunday name is Freddo Herbaceous
Macp, it’s in memory of the herb garden that he destroyed within a fortnight of
moving in.
I'm a self-confessed
stationery addict and hoarder. Notebooks, washi tape, fountain pens,
stickers, sharpies, notecards, I could go on. My only issue is the hoarding, I
really struggle to part with it. If you receive a nice card from me then
be amazed and grateful. I will have sat on the floor for ages agonizing
over whether you are worthy of 'this' card. I should possibly add a
disclaimer here that if you have received a horrible card from me that taste is
subjective and I will probably love the card you detest. My taste is
questionable at best.
I smashed up my ankle
pretty badly last year and ten months on am having to begin to accept that the
limp is here to stay and that unless I want to end up the size of a house I
might need to learn to eat smaller portions of cake. It wasn’t even an exciting accident. I jumped off a rock onto a dry river bed
chasing the puppy.
It means that I’m not
particularly active at the moment and my main priority is keeping warm. It would appear that at 36 I have entered
into the joyful stage of feeling the cold in my bones and using my body to
predict the weather. Who knew getting
old was this much fun?
I mentioned having to learn
to eat smaller portions of cake and this is going to be a real struggle. I have a massively sweet tooth and very
little self-control in the face of cakes, bakes, chocolate and sweeties. My need for sugar based sustenance has led me
to teach myself to bake and now I am a sugar addict with a mission.
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